*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0
that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?